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Can I Get A Widnes?

Crap UK Places Celebrated In Song

  1. Worcester Frequency Kenneth?
  2. Boogie Sunderland
  3. Sexual Ealing
  4. Smack Redditch Up
  5. Left To My Own Devizes
  6. Surrey Seems To Be The Hardest Word
  7. Sittin' on the Dock of Torbay
  8. Cumbria My Lord, Cumbria
  9. Sweet Child O' Minehead
  10. Don't Stand So Gloucester Me
  11. Kendal In The Wind
  12. Bat Out Of Hull
  13. All Things Brighton Beautiful
  14. Friday I'm In Hove
  15. Isn't She Clovelly
  16. When You're In Louth With A Beautiful Woman
  17. This monkey's gone to Devon
  18. stoke on the water
  19. Wigan Work It Out
  20. Brimful Of Esher
  21. I'm too Bexley for my shirt...
  22. I Should Be So Lockerbie
  23. Hazy Shade Of Windsor
  24. Cheshire, I Can Boogie
  25. Purple Hayes
  26. Essex-Press
  27. Everybody's Dorking At Me
  28. Woking on Sunshine
  29. Nothing Compares 2Crewe
  30. Bournemouth Strikes Again
  31. Beat Diss
  32. Do you Ely Want To Hurt Me?
  33. Shoot That Poison Barrow-In-Furness
  34. Rhyl You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
  35. Karma Chame-Lee-on-Solent chat
  36. Morden a Woman
  37. Calne Get You Out of Minehead
  38. Lampeter Spell On You (Because You're Minehead)
  39. Dover Andover
  40. Upton Girl
  41. Wade down upon the Swansea River
  42. Accidents will Harpenden
  43. Bootle-icious
  44. Hull, You'll Be A Woman Soon
  45. With Love Frome Me To You
  46. Devon Is A Place On Earth
  47. Do You Really Want To Herts Me?
  48. The Sun Has Got His Hatton
  49. Oakham All Ye Faithful
  50. Ride A White Swansea
  51. Ware Are You Baby?
  52. Nothin's Gonna Stop Us Slough
  53. Boom! Shake Shake Shake the Ilfracombe
  54. Because I Got High Wycombe
  55. Papa's Got A Brand Newcastle
  56. It's Grimsby Up North
  57. Newark, Newark
  58. Stay Chester Little Bit Longer
  59. Here Comes The Sunderland
  60. Lust for Louth
  61. Beds Are Burnley
  62. Fade to Grays
  63. World, shut Yarmouth
  64. Man! I Feel Like A Warminster!
  65. Girlfriend in a Cromer
  66. Kettering Better
  67. Loughborough Lady Tonight
  68. Cambourne Eileen chat
  69. Baby Got Bath
  70. Ashes To Ashby-de-la-Zouch
  71. Tyne & Wear It's At
  72. Hard Rains Are Gonna Falkirk
  73. You Make Me Feel (Mighty Rhyl)
  74. Leicester Get Together
  75. Morecambe Together
  76. Jump, Jive And Wales
  77. Priddy In Pink
  78. This Is A Lowestoft
  79. Lady In Reading
  80. Denim & Leatherhead
  81. Camber Chameleon
  82. Caught In The Middlesborough
  83. If This Is Loughborough
  84. Bridge Over Troubled Waterbeach
  85. Ipswich, Powder And Paint
  86. way down yonder in newall green
  87. Nine To Fife
  88. Don't Look Back In Anglesey
  89. Straight Outta Crumpsall
  90. Why Does It Always Rainham Me?
  91. Eastbourne in the USA
  92. Devon Must be Missing an Angel
  93. Stuck in the midlands with you
  94. Mr Blue Skye
  95. Bat out of pwllheli
  96. Shepherd's Bush City Limits
  97. Straight Outta Cullompton
  98. Don't Look Back In Ongar
  99. Leigh-on-Sea (when you're not strong)
  100. What's Hove got to do with it ?
  101. Show me Devon
  102. Malvern a Feeling (by Boston - Lincs)
  103. Ni Ni Na Na Nuh Nuh Newark
  104. When will I be Falmouth
  105. Sheen is a punk rocker
  106. Aldeburgh young dudes
  107. R.E.S.P.E.C.Teesside
  108. Wirral's your head at?
  109. Uxbridge Over Troubled Water
  110. Wythall without you
  111. Woking Class Hero
  112. Super-massive Blackpool
  113. Skem Fatale
  114. Chesire I Can Boogie
  115. Brum Sugar
  116. Aberystwyth or without Ewell
  117. Hillsborough Live With The Sound Of Music
  118. Wembley I Be Falmouth
  119. Say Yeovil Be Mine
  120. Brighton Time (Right On Tyne)
  121. Start It Andover Again
  122. Denbigh Ride by Dr (Market) Dre (ton)
  123. Brechin The Saddle Again
  124. Time To Get Rhyl
  125. Dudley Good To Me
  126. That Loving F'Ealing
  127. All Day And All Of The Knightsbridge
  128. Don't Look Back In Anglesea
  129. Hit Me With Your Widnes Stick
  130. Say Harrow, Wave Goodbye
  131. Hebrides Boots Are Made For Woking
  132. Happy Torquay Torquay
  133. Put The Cheadle On The Record
  134. Dover And Dover
  135. It's Not Right But It's Oakley
  136. Hertsbeat
  137. Somewhere Oval The Rainbow
  138. Tell It To My Herts
  139. Hey You The Rock Steady Crewe
  140. Yoevil's Haircut
  141. Penpol Hold On
  142. Going To A Fogo
  143. Oh Sandy
  144. Lay Lady Leyton
  145. Never Gonna Give You Upminster
  146. Sittin' on the Dock of the Basingstoke
  147. Hey Hey We're The Monkton Heathfield
  148. Wherever I Lay My Hatfield That's My Home
  149. God Shuffled His Fleet
  150. 24 Hours from Tulse Hill
  151. Chirpy Chirpy Cheam Cheam
  152. Bring me to Fyfe
  153. Exeterorrial Pissings
  154. Smells like Thame Spirit
  155. Ticket To Ryde
  156. Deep Down & Dursley
  157. Waterlooe
  158. Mack the Kniveton
  159. Warsaw! What is it good for? chat
  160. Peckham the Pieces
  161. Derby - Good To Me
  162. Walking on Woburn Glass
  163. All That She Wantage
  164. Boys Keep Swindon
  165. The Leigh-on-Sea Sleeps Tonight
  166. Ship To Shoreditch
  167. Let Me Knowsley
  168. Wight Wedding
  169. Can't Fight This Felixstowe
  170. You Can Leave Your Hetton-le-Hole
  171. Rhyl Crewe Styal Hove Leigh Tomorrow
  172. Caenarvon Gonna Give You Up
  173. Sultans of Swinton
  174. Wirral Going on a Summer Holiday
  175. What's New, Pewseycat?
  176. That Stoke isn't Funny Anymore
  177. Londona E Mobile
  178. It's My Fyfe
  179. The Land Of Wake Believe
  180. Halifaxion
  181. Fruit At The Slack Bottom
  182. Que Surrey, Surrey
  183. Paignton and Kissing
  184. All Hull's Breaking Loose
  185. Dreams Can Comeytrowe
  186. Goddess on a High Wycombe
  187. Blackpool Magic Woman
  188. In A Big Coventry
  189. Step Barking Time
  190. Walthamstow Its Magic
  191. Aye Kent, Stand up for Falling Down
  192. Harrow inn
  193. Gloucesterritorial Pissings
  194. Norwich Doctor
  195. (Sittin on )The Dock of Colwyn Bay
  196. Livin on Barry Island
  197. A Whiter Shade of Hale
  198. Karma Chamel-Eyam
  199. Hungry Hartlepool
  200. Cardiff-rent Class
  201. Ewell be in my heart.
  202. Manchester in the Mirror
  203. One Night in Devon
  204. Band on the Runcorn
  205. Corby Baby That's Really Free
  206. We are Burphamily (it's pronounced Bur fam not Burp ham)
  207. Planet Perth (Duran Duran)
  208. Accidents will happenrith
  209. There's no-one quite like grandmagate
  210. Somewhere Mickleover the Rainbow
  211. Going to the Chapel-en-le-Frith
  212. Don't Let Go the Swadlincote
  213. Eastleigh Lover
  214. Baby I Love Your Wadebridge
  215. Pinball Wisbech
  216. Bourne to be Wild
  217. Ludlow Sweet Charing Cross
  218. Born Too Slough
  219. You Brighton Up My Life
  220. Rhylly saying something
  221. Falmouth strikes again
  222. Don't go Brecon my heart
  223. Highway to Hull
  224. Hitchin a ride
  225. Diamonds on the Scholes of her shoes
  226. Straight Outta Brompton
  227. Essex Preston
  228. The Only Way Is Upminster
  229. World Shut your Weymouth
  230. Motorcycle Inverness
  231. When The Going Gets Brough
  232. Ealing In The Years
  233. Tease Me, Tease Me, Tease Me Blaby
  234. Bye bye Blackburn.
  235. For What It's Tolworth
  236. People Will Say We're In Hove
  237. Brentry Girls' Lament (this one's for folkies)
  238. When the Midnight Choo-Choo Leaves for Rotherham
  239. Swanage, how I love ya
  240. I Havant stopped dancing yet
  241. Common Peebles
  242. We don't York any more
  243. Hoo Let The Dogs Out
  244. Sunshine on Leith. Oh.
  245. Ascot is the Deepest
  246. Got the Newquay, Got The Secret
  247. You Can Leave Your Fraddon
  248. St.Ives Been To Paradise
  249. Lady In Redruth
  250. Camborne To Be Wild
  251. Penryns From Heaven
  252. Too Good To Be Truro
  253. Hull-o Goodbye
  254. Cirencesters' Doing It For Themselves
  255. If I Were A Richmond
  256. Bicester Pharmacist
  257. Theydon Bois Are Back in Town
  258. Hit Me Baby One More Tyne
  259. Solent Seems to Be the Hardest Word
  260. I Surbiton the Grapevine (slight bastardisation)
  261. Hull Lotta Love
  262. In My Fife
  263. Llandudno (Land Down Under)
  264. Let's Talk About Exeter
  265. Hey Boy, Hey Girlington
  266. Poole for Love
  267. The Song Remains the Staines
  268. You Know I'm No Goodmayes
  269. Baby You're a Richmond
  270. It's Notting Usu-Hill
  271. Living on the Edgware
  272. Harrow Goodbye
  273. I've Got a Ealing
  274. I Don't Wanna Lewes You
  275. Ingatestoned Love
  276. Leytonla
  277. I Brentwood Do Anything for Love
  278. The Other Side of Somerset
  279. It's Ilford You
  280. Fear Of A Black Thanet
  281. Kings of Lynn
  282. Straight out of Compton Dando
  283. Bridgwater over troubled Bridgwater
  284. Thong Song
  285. Harlow (Is It Me You're Looking For?)
  286. Isle of Bute Baby
  287. Return of the Macclesfield
  288. Love Acton (I Believe In Love)
  289. Coven-try Times A Lady
  290. Kingsley Boots
  291. Scarborough Fayre
  292. Dance Aweymouth
  293. Sittin' on the Doncaster Bay