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I've got soul

but I'm not a soldier. Apparently that's profound.

  1. I got tourettes but I'm not a WANKER!
  2. I've got toes, but I'm not a toaster
  3. I've got cock, but I'm not a Cockney
  4. I've got a badge but I'm not a badger
  5. I've got thrush, but I'm not a thrush. chat
  6. I've got tape, but I'm not a Tapir.
  7. i've got juggs but I'm not a juggler
  8. I've got piles, but I'm not a pilot
  9. I've got karma, but I'm not a car mechanic.
  10. I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster.
  11. I've got you, but I'm not a U-boat.
  12. I've got pain, but I'm not a painter.
  13. I've got plums, but I'm not a plumber
  14. I'm an ironmonger, but I'm not an iron or a mong.
  15. I've got soul, but I'm not a soldering iron
  16. I've got gin, but I'm not a ginger
  17. I got soul but I'm not an arsehole.
  18. I've got Chi, but I'm not a Cheesecake
  19. I've got a degree, but I'm not a degreaser.
  20. I've got cum, but I'm not a kumquat
  21. I've got feet, but I'm not a foetus
  22. I've got a Wii, but I'm not a weasel.
  23. i've got knee, but i'm not a negro
  24. I've got a toy, but I'm not a toilet.
  25. I've got a tie, but I'm not a tiger.
  26. I've got wood, but I'm not a woodpecker.
  27. I've got carp, but I'm not a carpenter
  28. I've got a spa, but I'm not a spastic.
  29. I've got balls, but I'm not a ballsac
  30. I've got wind, but I'm not a windmill.
  31. I've got tea, but I'm not a t-shirt.
  32. I've got wit, but I'm not a witness.
  33. I've got hair, but I'm not a hermaphrodite.
  34. I've got crabs, but I'm not a crabstick.
  35. I've got horn but I'm not a hornet
  36. I've got a boner, but I'm not a bona fide sex pest.
  37. I've got a suit, but I'm not a suitor.
  38. I've got a neck, but I'm not a nectarine.
  39. I've got a tyre, but I'm not a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
  40. I've got cunt, but I'm not a country.
  41. I've got knees, but I'm not from Neasden
  42. I've got moles, but i'm not a molar
  43. I've got piss, but I'm not a pistachio
  44. I've got a homo, but I'm not a homeowner.
  45. I've got hair, but I'm not an heirloom
  46. I've got the sack but I'm not a saxophonist.
  47. I've got a chilly chin, but I'm not a chinchilla.
  48. ive got cat, but im not a catholic
  49. I've got rules, but I'm not a ruler.
  50. I've got Maddie but I'm not Madeiran.
  51. I've got pie, but i'm not a pirate (or a mathematician)
  52. I've got nuts, thus have not been neutered
  53. I've got bum, but I'm not a bummer
  54. I've got sense but I'm not a sensei
  55. I've got peas, but I'm not a pizza
  56. I've got banned, but I'm not a bandit
  57. I've got legs, but I'm not a legend
  58. I've got cans but I don't have cancer.
  59. I've got style, but I'm not a stylophone.
  60. I've got RAM, but I'm not Rambo
  61. I've got eyes, but I'm not an eyesore.
  62. I've got a bra, but I'm not a Brahmin.
  63. I've got mange, but I'm not a manger
  64. I've got chi, but I'm not a chimpanzee.
  65. I've got piles, but I'm not a pylon. chat
  66. I've got sass, but I'm not a sasquatch.
  67. I'm a driver and I've got piles, but I'm not a piledriver
  68. I've got bliss, but I'm not a blister.
  69. I've got aids, but I'm not Adrian Mole
  70. I've got clap, but I'm not a clapometer.
  71. I've got shit, but I'm not a shitake mushroom
  72. I've got Rhymes. but I'm not a Rymans
  73. I've got a neck, but i'm not a necrophilliac
  74. I've got eyes but I'm not an i-pod
  75. I've got sperm, but I'm not a sperm whale
  76. I've got arse, but I'm not an Arsenal fan
  77. I've got time, but I'm not Timon of Athens
  78. I'm having fun but I'm not a fundamentalist.
  79. I have cans but I don't have cancer. I hope.
  80. I've got a penis, but I'm not a pianist.
  81. I've got a loo but I'm not a loofah
  82. I've got boules but i'm not bulimic
  83. I've got anomie, but I'm not a gnome.
  84. I've got baps, but I'm not a Baptist.
  85. I've got Jam, but I'm not Jamaican
  86. i've got game, but im not GamesMaster (that was Sir Patrick Moore, obviously)
  87. I'm a git, but I don't play guitar.
  88. I've got mess, but I'm not a messenger.
  89. I've got plank, but I'm not plankton.
  90. I've got hair, but I'm not hairless.
  91. i've got soul, but im not a soledad brother
  92. I've got peace, but I am not a member of Greenpeace because they do me head in.
  93. i've got a cap, but i'm not a captive
  94. I've got lists but I'm not listopia
  95. I've got ants, but I'm not antagonised
  96. I've got cancer. Shit!
  97. I've got Myrrh, but I'm not a Merman
  98. I've got Q, but I'm not a cubist
  99. I've got bees, but I'm not a beefcake.
  100. I've got soul, but I'm not a solstice.
  101. I've got dough but I'm not a dojo
  102. I've got me, but I'm not Miyagi
  103. I've got hood, but I'm not a hoodlum.
  104. I've got pubes, but I'm not a publicist.
  105. I've got speed but I'm not in Speedos
  106. I've got a pea, but i'm not a paedophile
  107. I've got a compass, but I'm not compassionate.
  108. I've got guts, but I'm not a gutter
  109. I've got nails, but I'm not a nailbomber
  110. I've got head, but I'm not a header
  111. I've got pee, but I'm not a paedo
  112. I'm Sue and I drink cider, but I'm not suicidal.
  113. I've got a bird, but I'm not a burden.
  114. I've got hash, but I'm not a hash brown
  115. I've got wine, but I'm not a whiner...
  116. I've got dogs, but I'm not a dogger
  117. I've got head, but I'm not a headcase.
  118. I've got gin but I'm not made by Ginsters
  119. I've got a bulge but I'm not Jamie Bulger.
  120. I've got dogs but Im not a dogger
  121. I've got game, but I'm not a games teacher
  122. I've got raped, but I'm not a rapier.
  123. I've got front, but I'm not a front bottom
  124. I've got box, but i'm not a boxer
  125. I've got game, but I'm not a gay man.
  126. I've got a plan, but I'm not a plant.
  127. I've got a sum but I'm not a Somalian
  128. I've got smeg, but I'm not Smeagol
  129. I've got old, but I'm not Gary Oldman
  130. I've got a playstation 3, but im not a playstation 3 fanboy
  131. i've got AIDS, but im not Aiden
  132. i've got rat, but im not ratboy
  133. i've got sign, but im not sienfeld
  134. i've got hate, but im not a hatful of hollow
  135. i've got words, but im no wordsworth
  136. I got carrots, but I'm not a car.
  137. I've got kids, but I'm not a kiddy fiddler
  138. I've got wasps, but I'm not a wispa
  139. I've got patience, but I'm not a patient.
  140. I've got shoes, but Im not a shoe shop
  141. wrong
  142. I've got ubbs, but I'm not ubiquitous.
  143. I've got genitals, but I'm not a gentleman.
  144. I've got sails, but I'm not a sailor.
  145. I've got opposable thumbs, but I'm not a hitch-hiker
  146. I've got crack but I'm not a crackhead
  147. I've got a fanny, but I'm not Fanny Cradock
  148. I'm a boffin, but I never get to do any boffin'
  149. I'm waiting in a queue, but I'm not in Kuwait
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