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Crap UK Places Celebrated In Song
- Worcester Frequency Kenneth?
- Boogie Sunderland
- Sexual Ealing
- Smack Redditch Up
- Left To My Own Devizes
- Surrey Seems To Be The Hardest Word
- Sittin' on the Dock of Torbay
- Cumbria My Lord, Cumbria
- Sweet Child O' Minehead
- Don't Stand So Gloucester Me
- Kendal In The Wind
- Bat Out Of Hull
- All Things Brighton Beautiful
- Friday I'm In Hove
- Isn't She Clovelly
- When You're In Louth With A Beautiful Woman
- This monkey's gone to Devon
- stoke on the water
- Wigan Work It Out
- Brimful Of Esher
- I'm too Bexley for my shirt...
- I Should Be So Lockerbie
- Hazy Shade Of Windsor
- Cheshire, I Can Boogie
- Purple Hayes
- Essex-Press
- Everybody's Dorking At Me
- Woking on Sunshine
- Nothing Compares 2Crewe
- Bournemouth Strikes Again
- Beat Diss
- Do you Ely Want To Hurt Me?
- Shoot That Poison Barrow-In-Furness
- Rhyl You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
- Karma Chame-Lee-on-Solent
- Morden a Woman
- Calne Get You Out of Minehead
- Lampeter Spell On You (Because You're Minehead)
- Dover Andover
- Upton Girl
- Wade down upon the Swansea River
- Accidents will Harpenden
- Bootle-icious
- Hull, You'll Be A Woman Soon
- With Love Frome Me To You
- Devon Is A Place On Earth
- Do You Really Want To Herts Me?
- The Sun Has Got His Hatton
- Oakham All Ye Faithful
- Ride A White Swansea
- Ware Are You Baby?
- Nothin's Gonna Stop Us Slough
- Boom! Shake Shake Shake the Ilfracombe
- Because I Got High Wycombe
- Papa's Got A Brand Newcastle
- It's Grimsby Up North
- Newark, Newark
- Stay Chester Little Bit Longer
- Here Comes The Sunderland
- Lust for Louth
- Beds Are Burnley
- Fade to Grays
- World, shut Yarmouth
- Man! I Feel Like A Warminster!
- Girlfriend in a Cromer
- Kettering Better
- Loughborough Lady Tonight
- Cambourne Eileen
- Baby Got Bath
- Ashes To Ashby-de-la-Zouch
- Tyne & Wear It's At
- Hard Rains Are Gonna Falkirk
- You Make Me Feel (Mighty Rhyl)
- Leicester Get Together
- Morecambe Together
- Jump, Jive And Wales
- Priddy In Pink
- This Is A Lowestoft
- Lady In Reading
- Denim & Leatherhead
- Camber Chameleon
- Caught In The Middlesborough
- If This Is Loughborough
- Bridge Over Troubled Waterbeach
- Ipswich, Powder And Paint
- way down yonder in newall green
- Nine To Fife
- Don't Look Back In Anglesey
- Straight Outta Crumpsall
- Why Does It Always Rainham Me?
- Eastbourne in the USA
- Devon Must be Missing an Angel
- Stuck in the midlands with you
- Mr Blue Skye
- Bat out of pwllheli
- Shepherd's Bush City Limits
- Straight Outta Cullompton
- Don't Look Back In Ongar
- Leigh-on-Sea (when you're not strong)
- What's Hove got to do with it ?
- Show me Devon
- Malvern a Feeling (by Boston - Lincs)
- Ni Ni Na Na Nuh Nuh Newark
- When will I be Falmouth
- Sheen is a punk rocker
- Aldeburgh young dudes
- R.E.S.P.E.C.Teesside
- Wirral's your head at?
- Uxbridge Over Troubled Water
- Wythall without you
- Woking Class Hero
- Super-massive Blackpool
- Skem Fatale
- Chesire I Can Boogie
- Brum Sugar
- Aberystwyth or without Ewell
- Hillsborough Live With The Sound Of Music
- Wembley I Be Falmouth
- Say Yeovil Be Mine
- Brighton Time (Right On Tyne)
- Start It Andover Again
- Denbigh Ride by Dr (Market) Dre (ton)
- Brechin The Saddle Again
- Time To Get Rhyl
- Dudley Good To Me
- That Loving F'Ealing
- All Day And All Of The Knightsbridge
- Don't Look Back In Anglesea
- Hit Me With Your Widnes Stick
- Say Harrow, Wave Goodbye
- Hebrides Boots Are Made For Woking
- Happy Torquay Torquay
- Put The Cheadle On The Record
- Dover And Dover
- It's Not Right But It's Oakley
- Hertsbeat
- Somewhere Oval The Rainbow
- Tell It To My Herts
- Hey You The Rock Steady Crewe
- Yoevil's Haircut
- Penpol Hold On
- Going To A Fogo
- Oh Sandy
- Lay Lady Leyton
- Never Gonna Give You Upminster
- Sittin' on the Dock of the Basingstoke
- Hey Hey We're The Monkton Heathfield
- Wherever I Lay My Hatfield That's My Home
- God Shuffled His Fleet
- 24 Hours from Tulse Hill
- Chirpy Chirpy Cheam Cheam
- Bring me to Fyfe
- Exeterorrial Pissings
- Smells like Thame Spirit
- Ticket To Ryde
- Deep Down & Dursley
- Waterlooe
- Mack the Kniveton
- Warsaw! What is it good for?
- Peckham the Pieces
- Derby - Good To Me
- Walking on Woburn Glass
- All That She Wantage
- Boys Keep Swindon
- The Leigh-on-Sea Sleeps Tonight
- Ship To Shoreditch
- Let Me Knowsley
- Wight Wedding
- Can't Fight This Felixstowe
- You Can Leave Your Hetton-le-Hole
- Rhyl Crewe Styal Hove Leigh Tomorrow
- Caenarvon Gonna Give You Up
- Sultans of Swinton
- Wirral Going on a Summer Holiday
- What's New, Pewseycat?
- That Stoke isn't Funny Anymore
- Londona E Mobile
- It's My Fyfe
- The Land Of Wake Believe
- Halifaxion
- Fruit At The Slack Bottom
- Que Surrey, Surrey
- Paignton and Kissing
- All Hull's Breaking Loose
- Dreams Can Comeytrowe
- Goddess on a High Wycombe
- Blackpool Magic Woman
- In A Big Coventry
- Step Barking Time
- Walthamstow Its Magic
- Aye Kent, Stand up for Falling Down
- Harrow inn
- Gloucesterritorial Pissings
- Norwich Doctor
- (Sittin on )The Dock of Colwyn Bay
- Livin on Barry Island
- A Whiter Shade of Hale
- Karma Chamel-Eyam
- Hungry Hartlepool
- Cardiff-rent Class
- Ewell be in my heart.
- Manchester in the Mirror
- One Night in Devon
- Band on the Runcorn
- Corby Baby That's Really Free
- We are Burphamily (it's pronounced Bur fam not Burp ham)
- Planet Perth (Duran Duran)
- Accidents will happenrith
- There's no-one quite like grandmagate
- Somewhere Mickleover the Rainbow
- Going to the Chapel-en-le-Frith
- Don't Let Go the Swadlincote
- Eastleigh Lover
- Baby I Love Your Wadebridge
- Pinball Wisbech
- Bourne to be Wild
- Ludlow Sweet Charing Cross
- Born Too Slough
- You Brighton Up My Life
- Rhylly saying something
- Falmouth strikes again
- Don't go Brecon my heart
- Highway to Hull
- Hitchin a ride
- Diamonds on the Scholes of her shoes
- Straight Outta Brompton
- Essex Preston
- The Only Way Is Upminster
- World Shut your Weymouth
- Motorcycle Inverness
- When The Going Gets Brough
- Ealing In The Years
- Tease Me, Tease Me, Tease Me Blaby
- Bye bye Blackburn.
- For What It's Tolworth
- People Will Say We're In Hove
- Brentry Girls' Lament (this one's for folkies)
- When the Midnight Choo-Choo Leaves for Rotherham
- Swanage, how I love ya
- I Havant stopped dancing yet
- Common Peebles
- We don't York any more
- Hoo Let The Dogs Out
- Sunshine on Leith. Oh.
- Ascot is the Deepest
- Got the Newquay, Got The Secret
- You Can Leave Your Fraddon
- St.Ives Been To Paradise
- Lady In Redruth
- Camborne To Be Wild
- Penryns From Heaven
- Too Good To Be Truro
- Hull-o Goodbye
- Cirencesters' Doing It For Themselves
- If I Were A Richmond
- Bicester Pharmacist
- Theydon Bois Are Back in Town
- Hit Me Baby One More Tyne
- Solent Seems to Be the Hardest Word
- I Surbiton the Grapevine (slight bastardisation)
- Hull Lotta Love
- In My Fife
- Llandudno (Land Down Under)
- Let's Talk About Exeter
- Hey Boy, Hey Girlington
- Poole for Love
- The Song Remains the Staines
- You Know I'm No Goodmayes
- Baby You're a Richmond
- It's Notting Usu-Hill
- Living on the Edgware
- Harrow Goodbye
- I've Got a Ealing
- I Don't Wanna Lewes You
- Ingatestoned Love
- Leytonla
- I Brentwood Do Anything for Love
- The Other Side of Somerset
- It's Ilford You
- Fear Of A Black Thanet
- Kings of Lynn
- Straight out of Compton Dando
- Bridgwater over troubled Bridgwater
- Thong Song
- Harlow (Is It Me You're Looking For?)
- Isle of Bute Baby
- Return of the Macclesfield
- Love Acton (I Believe In Love)
- Coven-try Times A Lady
- Kingsley Boots
- Scarborough Fayre
- Dance Aweymouth
- Sittin' on the Doncaster Bay
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